Sick as a dog...

I have been feeling very sick today, if it were not me being a man I would have said your pregnant. Science have not come that far just yet, I am chalking this down to my new glasses. I found out that i have become blind as a bat, the glasses that were prescribed actually have three focal points in them. Top is for distance, middle is for everything and the lower are bifocals. I have been wearing my glasses for about three weeks now and still have not got used to them. I take them off to get a break and all of the sudden everything in the world is blurry. Have my glasses made me see worse than before? I tell you I have gone almost two years without them why is it that now i can not see at all without them.  I think there is a conspiracy between the optometrist and the insurance company. I have to do some digging on that subject first before making actualization. Anyways, I  barely reach my front door at home, went straight for the bed to lay down. It took over 30 minutes for the room to stop spinning. A hour later the doorbell rings, UPS delivery, I reach the door and thank him. That was all it took, I placed the package down and ran as fast as i could to the restroom to relieve myself from everything i ate in the last week. I will spare you the details of the contents of substance that drained from my mouth. Needless to say I layed back down in hopes that it would go away. Well I was in slumber for the next 6 hours. This morning I feel a little better, still a little dizzy here and there but nothing that a good cup of coffee will fix. I will see you later.