Playing with Poop, yes again....

OK, i got doused with splatters of black liquidized substance that i don't even want to mention yesterday. I embarrassed myself by the stench of a battle between myself and sewer pipes when i entered the Home Depot to return the damn snake and paying $50.00.  Now i got a call from my daughter that I have to go rent it again because the water from her shower is running out of the toilet into the rest of the house again. Are you freaking kidding me???!!!! I tested-ed it, I ran the snake the entire 75 feet that lead into the main sewer line three times. I even took a long shower last night. Well turns out that the three women that lives in my home are actually descendants from Sasquatch. Hairy beast that thought to be a myth. Well they actually live here, they shave all the hair from their bodies to blend into this community. Thinking they have hidden their traces of their existence down into the drain. Well I have discovered their secrets. I will retrieve the evidence and turn it over to the FBI for their permanent removal from my home. This way my pipes can flow free again and I can finally clean my tennis shoes so i can tackle the grass tomorrow.