Would you like to go to this Island ? Well you can not! I am in the works with the Costa Rican Government to purchase this island for the soul purpose of sending all the stupid people that I have meet. Now I am not talking about the occasional “DUH” moments, I am talking about the true stupid ones you have the misfortune of dealing with every single day of your life. You know the ones; these are the people that miss all the obvious reasoning’s of knowing what is right and wrong. The ones that Sue the McDonald’s for making them fat or spilling hot coffee on themselves while they are driving and talking on the cell phones. The ones that fall into an open man-hole in the middle of the freaking sidewalk with caution tape and flags all over. Even the simple ones that when asked, “What day is it today?” They reply with the correct day by also adding the term “All day long”, and then 30 minutes later they ask you what day it is. The ones that try all day long to place a square peg into a round hole and complain that it is a design flaw, the ones that insist that the door will not open for you when you push and the sign say pull. These are the lucky folks that get to live on this island. With plush green foliage, tropical weather and shark infested waters. These are the lucky ones that get to go and let us regular people live in harmony.
How will I get them to go to this island? It’s simple, for one they are stupid and second, I will tell them there are dinosaurs on this island and if they go now they can have some cookies for the trip. So who wants cookies and see dinosaurs?
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